Of Quirky Queries and Befuddling Replies!

While still in semi-slumber and awake with one eye this wet Sunday morning, a comment made by someone last evening: “I know where are you coming from”….. put me on high alert. .….Oh God, how the hell this fellow knows about my secret rendezvous? Seems like an understated and understanding remark, but how bewildering and frightening!

The thought made me think of myriad hilarious, wacky & weird exchanges of the outlandish kind we encounter daily. Sample a few:

When well-being is inquired:  “How are you’’, one promptly self-certifies the character with a perplexing “I am good”! Oh my goodness! …….OR….. brings the temperature down with an amusing and unassuming …‘’Cool, am cool” (reminiscent of “name is Bond, James Bond )…..but buddy, I never felt any heat emanating from your body!

And the crazy n constant  “cool it, chill, just chill” commands from the ever so cold n bold freeze us instantly…..who needs Antarctica!

How “awesome” or “awful” it is when all products, persons, places and pass-times are either “awful” or “awesome”. Nothing in between, not even passions or perceptions!

When a stunning woman crosses causing you to croon n cry….”Ohhh she is so hot”, why run after her and end up having burn marks on your body, soul and psyche?

And can’t beat this bizarre interrogation: “ Hey, how are you doing ?”…….. the startled reaction is: but how can I reveal the “hows” of my doings resulting in my undoing!

I remain amazed and astonished….. like an Open Mouth!

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Author: nirusarawgiblog

Joie De Vivre ! "....to front only the essential facts of life, and see if i could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when i came to die, discover that i had not lived. ....to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life...to cut a broad swath and shave close, to drive life into a corner, and reduce it to its lowest terms. " - Henry David Thoreau

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