Cool is Hot n Hot is Cool!
Ohhh…everyone is so cool these days…..so cool, they are hot…..and so hot, they are cool. Hot Dogs n Cool Cats or Hot Cats n Cool Dogs : ) Descartes’s soul must be desperate to rephrase “I think, therefore I am”(Cogito Ergo Sum) to “Am Cool, therefore am Hot!”. So in which state of the matter one really is? Iceberg or Lava? An existential enigma facing the humanity. And we no longer have a Camus or a Sartre : )
While still in semi-slumber and awake with one eye this wet Sunday morning, a comment made by someone last evening: “I know where are you coming from”….. put me on high alert. .….Oh God, how the hell this fellow knows about my secret rendezvous? Seems like an understated and understanding remark, but how bewildering and frightening!
The thought made me think of myriad hilarious, wacky & weird exchanges of the outlandish kind we encounter daily. Sample a few:
When well-being is inquired: “How are you’’, one promptly self-certifies the character with a perplexing “I am good”! Oh my goodness! …….OR….. brings the temperature down with an amusing and unassuming …‘’Cool, am cool” (reminiscent of “name is Bond, James Bond )…..but buddy, I never felt any heat emanating from your body!
And the crazy n constant “cool it, chill, just chill” commands from the ever so cold n bold freeze us instantly…..who needs Antarctica!
How “awesome” or “awful” it is when all products, persons, places and pass-times are either “awful” or “awesome”. Nothing in between, not even passions or perceptions!
When a stunning woman crosses causing you to croon n cry….”Ohhh she is so hot”, why run after her and end up having burn marks on your body, soul and psyche?
And can’t beat this bizarre interrogation: “ Hey, how are you doing ?”…….. the startled reaction is: but how can I reveal the “hows” of my doings resulting in my undoing!
I remain amazed and astonished….. like an Open Mouth!